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Tealacups are teacups with faces and tea tags for legs and doilies for their handles. They are fey that live in the forest that sneak into peoples' houses to steal their tea. Some kids like to capture them and keep them as pets but they are menaces to house and explode into glitter when they're angry.

This was an April Fool's joke but the only fool was me for thinking it was a one-time mention.

+ Tea tags as feet

+ Doily handle

+ Cup with some sort of face

+ Tea inside cup

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